Name's Zoe, 20 years old, she/her. Blogging nothing in particular.

 

anarchyisfunandfree:

anarchyisfunandfree:

anarchyisfunandfree:

Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used to do it in the 80s to fuck up chainsaws and logging equipment.

So you should never use this effective strategy for disrupting logging operations because it is illegal.

Here’s a link describing exactly how to do it, so you can make sure not to by accident.

astraltailwags:
“ par-vollen:
“ Hi, there is this post attempting to discredit another tumblr post going around. What Nicolas Steenhout is saying is merely his opinion rather than the law and in some instances he is outright lying. This...

astraltailwags:

par-vollen:

Hi, there is this post attempting to discredit another tumblr post going around. What Nicolas Steenhout is saying is merely his opinion rather than the law and in some instances he is outright lying. This misinformation spreading about service dogs has the potential to harm many service dog teams who may be accused of being fakes. Just to note this is about service dogs in the USA only.

@mariagvogel. This isn’t to single you out, just that you’re the person who cross posted this from twitter and that you mentioned not having enough knowledge on service dogs to form a proper opinion.

I’d first like to address the lies of Steenhout’s posts. @lumpatronics is a grown woman, not a teenager, and is working with a professional dog trainer. When the incident took place lumpatronics was in a grocery store when she tripped and dropped Raider’s (her service dog) leash. Raider was found an aisle over, not 2 blocks away, and was not pawing the woman. Raider is still working as a service dog and was never deemed inappropriate as a service dog (doh!).

With that out of the way I’d like to further explain what a service dog is. This is taken directly from ada.gov: Under the ADA, a service animal is defined as a dog that has been individually trained to do work or perform tasks for an individual with a disability.  The task(s) performed by the dog must be directly related to the person’s disability. There is no list of official tasks or how the dog must perform them. As long as it’s a trained behaviour that mitigates the handler’s disability, it counts. To give you an idea of some tasks a dog might perform here is a list of 143 of them thought the dog only needs to know one task and it’s not limited to that list. You’ll see ‘alert for help’ is on that list.

Each service dog is uniquely tailored to their handler’s needs. What might work with one service dog team won’t necessarily work for another. Steenhout’s example of the dog staying with their handler and barking to alert others would not work for lumpatronics because she has sensory issues and would be sent into sensory overload from the barking while recovering from her seizure. A dog being trained to find help is a perfectly valid and legal task that isn’t unheard of in seizure response dogs.

Service dogs are required to be leashed unless the leash interferes with one’s disability or performing a task. From ada.gov: Under the ADA, service animals must be harnessed, leashed, or tethered, unless these devices interfere with the service animal’s work or the individual’s disability prevents using these devices. In that case, the individual must maintain control of the animal through voice, signal, or other effective controls. Since Raider was tasking he was considered under other effective control.

While service dogs are not legally required to wear a vest that does not mean vests are a scam. Some service dog handlers choose to utilize a vest some don’t. Registries are a scam but just somebody registered their dog with one doesn’t necessarily mean the dog is a fake service dog. The handler may have simply not have known better. As far as I’m aware Raider is not registered as a service dog so I’m not sure why it was brought up.

Other things to note is that while Labradors, Golden Retreivers, Poodles, and mixes of the 3 are the most commonly seen as service dogs, there is no restriction on what breeds are allowed to be service dogs (Q22). It is also not legally required for the dog to be professionally trained and handlers with owner trained dogs have just as many rights as handlers with organization trained dogs (Q5). There is no restrictions on where the dog comes from or what age it is either. Breeder, rescue, or the family dog are all valid choices if the dog has the right temperament for service dog work.

The best thing to do if you see a service dog team is to ignore the dog. I hear a lot of people say that while they don’t pat service dogs they always make sure to tell the dog’s handler how the dog is doing a good job. While it’s coming from a good place I know a lot of handlers would prefer you didn’t. They are just trying to go through their day like anybody else but usually get stopped because of their dogs. Service dogs are medical equipment. You wouldn’t stop somebody to tell them their cane, wheelchair, oxygen tank, etc, is doing a good job, would you?

This is longer than I intended and their was more things I wanted to add but I’m having a hard time remembering them and I’m running out of energy for this. I hope what I’ve said makes sense and that I’ve educated a few people about service dogs. Here are some links to service dog handlers correcting this post. @pavusiing has a good response to this post here, @ofspaceandboys here, and @coconutsake here. I’m sure there are others but these are the only ones that have come across my dash. While not made as a response to Steenhout’s post @astraltailwags has a very good post about fake service dogs here.

Here are some links to help people to educate themselves on service animals in the USA

ADA on Service Animals
ADA’s Official FAQ
ADA National Network
Service Dog Society

I haven’t posted anything on this I don’t believe, but yes I was disappointed to see that Twitter thread. Thanks for including my post, I’m very happy it’s still getting attention because the SD community can be a brutal place

haiku-robot:

sortai:

darthmelyanna:

ekjohnston:

ironychan:

Thousands of years ago, somebody looked at a flock of sheep and went, “well, they aren’t cold.”

Guys. Guys.

It’s so much better than that.

So once upon a time, goats and sheep were essentially the same animal, and all of them had hair. Now, you can do some stuff with hair, but you can’t do a lot, so mostly sheep/goats were kept for meat and milk.

Except then a mutation showed up, and some of the sheep/goats had WOOL instead. And someone realized that 1. you could spin that shit, and 2. then you could WEAVE that shit, and 3. IT GREW BACK.

Generations of selective breeding ensued. Two visibly discrete species emerged, one primarily for meat and milk, and the other primarily for wool. They also have different behavioural characteristics, because independence was not helpful in a sheep, so it was bred out of them. Sheep remain one of the few non-draft animals that we farm even though they are not delicious.

The most similar part of sheep and goats that remains today is their skeleton. On an archaeological dig, you find THOUSANDS of bones and bone fragments that can only be identified as “sheep/goat”. It’s incredibly frustrating, but also kind of hilarious after you’ve spent enough time in the sun.

ANYWAY, human beings have always been smart and surprisingly good at changing nature because they want a sweater.

The entire knitting community needs to hear this.

“Surprisingly good at changing nature because they want a sweater„

“surprisingly good

at changing nature because

they want a sweater„



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aduial-oakenshield:
“ elliebeanz:
“ lilbanili:
“ elliebeanz:
“this was for a school project but also a power move and my favorite pic of me
”
listen i don’t know if this was the original point of the piece but this is literally one of the most...

aduial-oakenshield:

elliebeanz:

lilbanili:

elliebeanz:

this was for a school project but also a power move and my favorite pic of me

listen i don’t know if this was the original point of the piece but this is literally one of the most powerful images I’ve seen in relation to female artists and sexuality

it is a HUGE issue to get modern art historians to recognize historical lgbtq+ artists, especially women. A female artist could have never married, spent time with other publicly lgbt figures, and been living with a female partner for most of their lives, and yet you still get art historians who will jokingly be like “I guess that makes them a lesbian right? haha!” um yeah, professor janet, it does, and it’s not a joke

with that context, this piece gains an incredible amount of depth. I could write a full ten page paper on this piece alone. This is a self portrait (which beautifully and ironically emulates classic Renaissance formula) says “I am an artist, and I’m gay” in a way that by definition cannot be removed or questioned. Power move indeed, holy shit

what a nice and wholesome comment on this!!

Ok, art student losing shit over this, time for interjections

This is quite possibly the best modernist take on Renaissance art I’ve seen in years. Not only is everything is this picture perfect (posture, lighting, those cat eyes) but it emulates this beauty:

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Judith Fucking Leyster’s Self-Portrait 1630, Netherlands

Now you may ask, who the fuck is fucking Judith Leyster? 

She is one of 2 famous female Renaissance artists ie. women who were never covered up as being active artists because of their sex (second is Artemesia Gentileshi, she was a badass from Italy who was a favourite of the Medici family and did a series of self-portraits where she beheads her rapist, seriously Google this woman she’s amazing) and is one of a trio of women who reigned artist supreme in the Dutch Golden Age. Judith was from Haarlem and was part of a brewer family, so had no artistic background, yet somehow managed to gain the attention of painter Franz Pietersz de Grebber (who was a pretty big deal at the time) and entered his workshop. She was so good she was written into a book and ran her own workshop, the second woman to ever be accepted into the Guild in Haarlem. Within 2 years she had 3 apprentices and only punched out between 12-35 works in 6 years, yet went on to be one of the most popular painters of the time. After her death in 1660 most people forgot about her until one of her pieces was rediscovered in the late 1800′s after a serious of mistaken authorship.

She was so badass in establishing herself as an independent female artist, she helped pave the way for other female artists from then on to get a foothold in the field. After her rediscovery, her works influenced women from the Impressionist, Expressionist and Modernist age (which is really when women were finally being acknowledged as artists globally) and her pieces are still being hunted down.

So, not only is this photo Post-Modern and LGBTQ+ (brava babe :) ) but it’s also feminist as fuck and deserves a double thumbs up!

(Source: ellibeanz)

nerdy-by-design:
“ ladyprydian:
“Word
”
Weaver, knitter, potter, and some shoddy sewing skills. I’m ready to contribute, yay.
”

nerdy-by-design:

ladyprydian:

Word

Weaver, knitter, potter, and some shoddy sewing skills. I’m ready to contribute, yay.

rhube:

jamiesanerd:

alljustletters:

turntechgarlicbread:

sociologyandlifting:

When are we going to stop pretending girls don’t have hair on their boobs, between their boobs, around their nips, on their ass, on their upper lip, between their brows, on their cheeks, etc?

On their belly, on their toes, on their back, literally everywhere men grow hair

humans grow hair everywhere except on the palms of their hands and soles of their feet. this hair can rank from light blond and soft to dark and wiry, regardless of sex or gender of the person. shaving all of it is a mess and plucking it hurts like hell. humans are just animals with less thick fur. you wouldn’t shame a female animal for having as much fur as a male one, so stop doing that with humans.

reminder to my fellow trans girls freaking out about having hair there

This fantasy that women are hairless except their eyebrows and long head hair is so bizarre. Yes, gents, it’s there.

Also, just FWI because this also annoys me: not all natural blondes have carpet that matches the drapes. That’s not a thing you can use as some kind of honestly test. You know, like how blond men often have darker beards? It’s like that.

Women have hair. It’s everywhere. It’s as weird and varied as men’s hair.

kyraneko:

gallusrostromegalus:

crocoguile:

gallusrostromegalus:

vampireapologist:

sinistercoffin:

vampireapologist:

Something about working in Wildlife and natural resources in general is there’s always someone who is absolutely fine working outside in like a category four hurricane, tornado coming down the road, lighting striking a nearby tree, acting like they don’t notice.

And I’d accept them and ignore their apparent death wish if not for the fact that this type of person ALWAYS is also the type of person who thinks they’re the normal one.

Tornado sirens will be going off and I’ll be like “looks like we have to call it a day”

And they’ll be like “we’ll……I mean if YOU want to go in just because it’s storming I guess we can put off this work but that’ll make it a hassle later…”

And everyone else is like you know what’s a bigger hassle

Being Dead

This is the guy who wants to finish measuring the stream when there’s literally a wildfire approaching and the firefighters are trying to evacuate us.

I’ve met this guy. I hate him.

GOD YEAH!!!!

XKCD Got You Covered:

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#Thunder Noise #Boromir Voice: WE MUST GET OFF THE MOUNTAIN #I will cop to having a… slightly more blase than is probably safe attitude to wild animals and wildfires now

See, i think that’s being a coloradoan, because you look at things like bear and moose and think “sure, whatever” and anytime you can smell smoke you just think “I’m already so sweaty i won’t catch”

Sensible Monkey Brain: That is a large carnivore and just becuase we’ve seen it before without being mauled, doesn’t mean it’s a “safe” animal

Dumbass Human Brain: It’s Bearniece!  Hello fren!


Sensible Monkey Brain: This is a very dangerous electrical strom! that sensation on the back of your neck means you’re in danger of electrocution!

Dumbass Human Brain: HeeHee Tingly!


Sensible Monkey Brain: THAT’S A HUGE FUCKING FIRE LEAVE NOW.

Dumbass Human Brain: …mmmmmmarshmallow time.

I’m pretty sure I would be this person.


Sensible Monkey Brain: “FREAKING TORNADO TIME TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW”

Dumbass Human Brain: “It so BIIIG and fast and powerful … <3 <3 <3″


Sensible Monkey Brain: “We are being mauled by a mountain lion, hit it with something already!”

Dumbass Human Brain: *petting* “Nice kitty.”

maceson:

pervocracy:

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless they service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

at a place i use to work anything less than the highest score on those surveys was actually counted as a zero

teambuckaroo:
“ firebirdeternal:
“ ihsnamih:
“I love how casually knowledgeable Ronald Weasley is, talking facts, including the year and the venue like that.
”
okay but it’s retroactively perfectly sensible that Ron would know random facts pertaining...

teambuckaroo:

firebirdeternal:

ihsnamih:

I love how casually knowledgeable Ronald Weasley is, talking facts, including the year and the venue like that.

okay but it’s retroactively perfectly sensible that Ron would know random facts pertaining to Dragons and Exactly Why Charlie Can’t Have One he probably overheard that lecture a hundred times in the Burrow.

This implies that Molly Weasley looked up exactly when and where it was outlawed in order to lecture her son which seems totally accurate with all we know about Charlie